EXCERPT:
KIMMEL: "Yeah, yeah, well, you know what? No one has suffered more unfairness than him. He’s had it hard, guys. He’s had it really hard. He claims he’s not politicking for the Peace Prize, which must be why the White House posted this very subtle message — calling him 'the peace president.' The peace president is sending a platoon to invade a yoga studio in Portland right now. This is all you need to know about how we are being perceived around the world: 'Norway braces for Trump’s reaction if he does not win the Nobel Peace Prize.' That’s not a headline from 'The Onion.' That’s real. The government of Norway is scared he might punish them, that he might declare them an enemy for not giving him the Nobel Peace Prize. 'Gimme that peace prize or I’ll stick it up your Aurora borealis!'
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No president has ever been more committed to peace. And he’s arresting all the rabble rousers to prove it!"