EXCERPT:
KIMMEL: “You know, tomorrow is Veterans Day, and do you remember last year -- somebody erected a statue of Trump with Jeffrey Epstein holding hands? They put it on the National Mall. Well, they did it again, this time honoring our president’s non-service to his country. As you know, Trump received five deferments during the Vietnam war — one for bone spurs in his feet and four for his studies in college. Honestly, I don’t know which excuse I believe less. But the pranksters who made the statue, chose to focus on his feet. His spurry bones! Oh, that poor man. He wanted to fight in that war so badly, but those bone spurs just kept poking him. The face is a stunning likeness. I have to admit, it actually looks more like me than him, but this, folks, this is what beautifying Washington should look like.”
