EXCERPT:
KIMMEL: "What could this be? Do you think he’s announcing his weight, his actual weight?
(Laughter)
Maybe Melania’s pregnant again. Wouldn’t that be sweet, to have a baby, another baby in the White House. I guess we’ll find out Thursday or Friday or Monday.
(Laughter)
Or, more likely, probably never. Why is the president teasing us like he’s Ryan Seacrest about to go to a commercial break?”
