EXCERPT:
KIMMEL: “I’m worried this conflict is going to escalate. He might put a blockade on Hollywood Boulevard. Nobody will be able to get in. I think it might be time for us to figure this out because it’s getting crazy. Here’s what I suggest. We don’t have to meet face to face. I know you’re busy. Send a delegation. Send JD Vance and Jared and your friend the real estate broker. We’ll sit down. Send them all. We can meet in a neutral location like Pakistan, or I don’t know, Van Nuys. We can go to the Buffalo Wild Wings down the street. And let’s see if we can come up with a ceasefire agreement. This could be good for both of us. I get to keep my job, you get to end your 11th war. What do you say? We can help each other.”
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