EXCERPT:
KIMMEL: “And, of course, Trump once again claimed he 'aced' all three of the tests, something 'few people can do.' These tests — this is not the SATs he’s taking. This is a one-page exam that checks if you know the difference between a camel and a goat, okay?
(Laughter)
It’s basically the test paramedics give you when you hit your head in a jet ski accident. And the rest of his body, they still haven’t given us a good reason for what is going on with his hand. This is from last night. He once again had his hand covered with a band-aid and spackled with concealer. Something is wrong here. The guy who’s running our country is being given unscheduled dementia tests, he’s been given MRIs. He has mystery bruises he’s covering with Maybelline, and we’re supposed to accept this idea that he’s some cross between Chris Hemsworth and Albert Einstein."