EXCERPT:
KIMMEL: “And his team, he's got quite a team. His team is crushing it. What a cabinet. We have a twice-baked RFK jr., who is now embroiled in a sex and drug scandal with a reporter nearly 40 years his junior. Our secretary of war is murdering unidentified civilians and trying to throw the admiral who was following orders under the boat. The director of the FBI is reportedly using a private jet for personal travel with his country music star girlfriend and delayed a murder investigation until someone brought him a jacket, an FBI jacket that fit his little body. We've got the attorney general turning the Justice Department into the Keystone cops. We have a wrestling magnate running the Department of Education, who wants to get rid of the Department of Education. Our head of Homeland Security somehow has made killing a puppy one of the least controversial things she’s done. She’s busy rounding up college girls and deporting them to God knows where. And our health care is in the vitamin supplement-powered hands of Dr. Oz. They have better quality cabinets at IKEA.”