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KIMMEL: “We’re now three days away from the first-ever ufc fight on the White House lawn. Right now there’s a 46% chance of rain in Washington on Sunday. [Cheers and applause] Dana White said the fight will go on, even if lightning strikes. If god wanted the White House to be struck by lightning, that would have happened already. In preparation for the party Trump has been renovating the White House and the neighborhood around it. This right now is the current state of our nation’s capital. You can see, there it is, the awful tower which now has a ufc octagon in trough it. It has eight sides, one for each year of our lives the president has ruined. [Laughter]It is sponsored by monster energy drink. And could there be a better met 94 for this administration, than a giant monster energy logo on the White House lawn? One of the flavors is mango loco, which would also be a great nickname for the president.[Laughter][Cheers and applause]Here’s the big, beautiful ballroom/bunker/taco bell/pizza hut and the brand-new $14 million reflecting pool which is directly in front of the Lincoln.”