EXCERPT:
KIMMEL: “Every morning is a game of ‘Who am I mad at today?’ Is it the Cracker Barrel logo? Is it windmills? Is it Bad Bunny? Is it the Nobel prize? Or is it the Turkey vagina slapping around under my chin? (Cheering and Applause) I’m not sure we’re even allowed to show his neck on TV. Wouldn’t it be funny if the FCC fined us for showing his neck on TV? (Laughter) Trump went on: ‘I never liked taking pictures from underneath angles, but this is a super bad picture and deserves to be called out. What are they doing, and why?’
(Laughter)
It’s like he’s a TikTok influencer yelling at her boyfriend for not knowing her angles.
(Laughter)
The photographer for TIME could not be reached for comment. He is currently en route to El Salvador. But poor Chin Jong-UN, his big day is ruined.”