KIMMEL: "But if you were on the ballot, you would have won in a landslide? That’s such crap. You were on the ballot. You’re like dog hair, you’re on everything. [Cheers and applause] You’ve infected every nook and cranny of our lives. You divided this country like no one ever divided it before. The only time you ever brought us together was yesterday, when we all teamed up to get rid of you."