EXCERPT:
KIMMEL: “Then there’s this Pillsbury Proud Boy.
[Laughter]
Andrew Paul Johnson, who after Trump pardoned this guy was convicted of repeatedly sexually abusing two middle school kids. Police say he told his then 12-year-old victim he would give him and the other kid some of the $10 million he was expecting the government to pay him in exchange for keeping quiet. Now, he’s getting nothing. How many of those dufuses from the insurrection — how many of them already bought a bunch of jetskis and sex robots on their credit cards? Expecting to get that check from Donald Trump? But don’t worry, the DoJ is still going forward with the part of the deal that says the IRS is “forever banned” from investigating the president or his family or his businesses for any unpaid taxes. So — it wasn’t a total loss. Donald Trump might be the only American in history who, over the course of his lifetime, actually makes money from the IRS.”