EXCERPT:
KIMMEL: “Yeah, no kidding, President DJT. As if anyone else would write that. The insurrection act would allow President Trump to send troops into Minneapolis to stop the civil unrest that started when President Trump sent ICE into Minneapolis to start the civil unrest. But... I don’t know. But I guess you have to look at this from his perspective. Trump, poor guy, he hasn’t been able to get an insurrection for years.
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At this point, an insurrection might be the only way he can get an out-surrection. A good president right now, a normal president would be looking for a way to de-escalate the situation. But not our Donald! He turns the temperature up on everything but his wife.”