KIMMEL: “You know what? We know you’re sad about this, Donald. I know you were really good this year. I know you only bombed 10 fishermen and one school, and I know you don’t care about the Nobel prize, but someone will get it. And you will be mortified to know that someone will not be you tomorrow. Everything you need to know about Trump’s brain can be explained by the fact that he thinks he should win a Nobel price for peace seven months after starting a war for no reason.”