Kimmel: Trump’s Cognitive Tests Are Used for Determining if Grandpa ‘Needs Somebody to Wipe Him’

‘What does he think we are, dumocrats?‘

Jun 4, 2026 4:15 AM

By Joseph Diaz

EXCERPT:

KIMMEL: “No, it is not!
[Laughter] I took that test. That is a test you — to find out if grandpa needs somebody to wipe him, okay?
[Laughter] What does he think we are, dumocrats?"

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