EXCERPT:
WAYANS: “Yeah, I bet he has no intention of stopping. I don’t like to stop while I’m jerkin’ either! I love his excuse, though. His excuse is that he’s a great-grandfather. That doesn’t make it better! The worst part is, you know he probably called his grandson to teach him how to use Instagram. “Hey, Blake, grandpa wants tell this hot young twink that he can ride my face like a unicycle. What emojis should papaw use?””