TRANSCRIPT:
MEYERS: "Bloomberg News published the transcript yesterday of a leaked phone call between Special Envoy Steve Witkoff and one of Russian President Vladimir Putin’s top aides, in which Witkoff appears to offer advice on how to flatter President Trump. Though, if they want to know how to talk to Trump, they should ask Zohran.
(Laughter)
I mean, for real.
(Cheering and Applause)
Look at that. Normally, the only time you see an old guy smile like that is when his favorite restaurant opens at 4:00."