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MEYERS: “Man, Ted Cruz is the Steph Curry of being a giant dick. He never misses a shot. He’s the kind of guy who would come over to your house for a dinner party, and when you politely ask him to take his feet off the table would say, “You’re welcome to leave if you like.” Again, remember, in that situation, Ted Cruz was the one who was vaccinated. He’s the one who was unlikely to get sick but apparently he couldn’t care less if anyone else in the room got sick. I mean, God, no wonder his neighbors ratted him out when he went to Cancun. Do you know how unlikeable you have to be for your neighbors to go to the press? If you invite someone to go on vacation and their reaction is, “I’m telling ‘The New York Times,’” you might be a bad guy.”