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NOAH: “I mean, I guess we do know that it didn’t go according to plan, because they scrubbed all the video of it from the internet. They wouldn’t do that if they wanted people to see it. It’s like your browser history: nobody is clearing it because they donated to charity. No one is like, “I can’t let my wife see what a good person I am!” Yeah, this is a weird, opaque story that has left everyone guessing. I guess the only question I have is, can we hire those guys for whenever Joe Biden starts rambling in a speech? Can we? Just to bring them in — He's like -- “I just passed a student bill of debt of 60 and 100,000 and 56,000 — “Okay, sir, come on, let's take him where we hide Kamala. Come on, sir, let’s go."