RUSH EXCERPT:
NOAH: “Whoa, whoa, whoa. You’re saying Trump’s impeachment is boring and unsexy? You know if Trump hears that it’s going to piss him off, right? He’s going to come out like, “My impeachment will be the most exciting ever. I’m break into a hotel, and best believe, I’ll jizz all over this dress. Don’t make me do it! Don’t make me do it! I’ll do it!” “Just make sure you wash the dress. I can’t risk making another Eric. Don’t want to take a chance.” Here’s the thing, people— these hearings are investigating whether the president of the United States committed high crimes or misdemeanors. So they’re supposed to be serious, not about excitement. You know, impeachment is like a family reunion: If it’s sexy, something has gone horribly wrong.”