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Noah: Giuliani’s Ukraine Associates Have the ‘Resting Mug Shot Face’

‘These are the two shadiest looking dudes I have ever seen’

RUSH EXCERPT:

NOAH: “This is crazy, Rudy Giuliani has friends? I didn’t see that coming. This is random, but do people who look like criminals become criminals or do people who become criminals start to look like criminals? I genuinely wonder that. Because these are the two shadiest looking dudes I have ever seen. It’s almost, like, hey, F.B.I., why did you think these guys are criminals? Uh, basically, we looked at them and that’s how we cracked the case. Aside from being born with resting bug shot face, probably the biggest flag for these guys is they were buying a one-way ticket out of the country, always suspicious. The only people who buy one-way tickets are criminals and skydivers, that’s it.”

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