EXCERPT:
NOAH: “Okay look, I can see why America doesn’t want Russia teaming up with China. That would be an unstoppable power couple like Bennifer but with nukes. But getting tough on Russia is one thing. How does America plan to turn the screws on China? “Hey, you better do what we say or we won’t let you sell us literally everything we need to survive any more because we haven’t made anything ourselves in 30 years.” Shit, I bet America would sacrifice three or four states just to keep getting new iPhones.”