EXCERPT:
NOAH: “Yeah, dude, because first, they counted your votes, and now they’re counting the other guy’s votes. I mean, I knew that Trump didn’t like science, but I didn’t realize he had disavowed numbers. I mean, maybe this explains why he’s always in debt? This is just a level of stupidity from Trump I did not expect. He exceeds levels of stupidity. I didn’t know you could go higher. Sometimes it feels like Trump is an actual toddler.”