EXCERPT:
NOAH: “Now, the White House’s defense is that the president doesn’t need to wear a mask because everyone who comes into contact with him is given a rapid Coronavirus test. And if that’s the case, maybe Trump should be hosting rallies right now. Yeah, because think about it— then everyone who touches him will finally get access to a test. And, boom! America’s testing problem is solved! Do we even need Fauci? I feel like I’m doing all the work.”