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Noah: If Immigrants Learned to Speak English By Listening to Trump, They’d Fail Their Citizenship Tests

‘Oh, come on, don’t be a covfefe’

RUSH EXCERPT:

NOAH: “I like how he goes away from the word “Orange ice at the beginning, right? At the beginning he’s like, the byby gings, the begidges. Then, no, no, I got this, Oranges! God damn it! The Oranges, the Oranges. Can you imagine if you’re an immigrant who learned English from list Ming to Donald Trump in you wouldn’t make sense. If you spoke like Trump you probably wouldn’t pass your citizenship test. It would be like the Oranges of America have inspired me bigly! They would be, like, sir, your citizenship is denied. Oh, come on, don’t be a covfefe, yeah?”

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