RUSH EXCERPT:
NOAH: “Order, order! Clearly this man is out of control. It says a lot when you are the most unhinged person on Fox News. That’s like being the smelliest person at a burning man, very hard to pull off, and, so, I think I’ve seen all I need to render my verdict. On the charges of interfering in foreign affairs, acting as the president’s personal thug and just being an overall hot mess in breech — breach of the hot mess act of 1394 this court finds you William dracula Giuliani guilty! Your punishment will be 200 years of community service where you will be frightening children at one of those spooky Halloween houses. Court is adjourned!”
(Via Mediaite)