RUSH EXCERPT:
NOAH: “Hey used the "Black friend" defense. "I cannot be racist, because as you can see, I have a black friend."There are so many things about this that I find funny. One, whenever the trumps are accused of racism, they always bring the same woman. I don't know if you've noticed that. Like, if you can only bring one black person every time, something tells me you don't have black friends. And, also, I wonder how many times she has to show up to places because of something racist trump has said. Like, it feels like she has to bail him out. At 3:00 A.M. She's probably getting texts from trump, "Quick, Lynn, I need you to come down to the golf club. I thought someone was Steve Harvey, but it was not Steve Harvey!" It's like a black signal. Like a black signal. "Save me!"