Noah: The Principle of ‘Not Being a Broke As* B*tch’ Is More Important than the Principle of Staying Unvaccinated

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NOAH: “Vaccine mandates work! And if you ask me, this is a win-win situation, yeah, because think about it, it will help keep everyone safe and get the economy moving again. And for the people who still didn’t get vaccinated, I don’t think you’re right, but if you are, your win is we all die and you guys will inherit the entire earth. Think about it, you can move into all the mansions. There will be no lines at Disney World. No one’s ever gonna pee in the urinal next to you. It will be pretty sweet for a while, until you all die of measles because you don’t believe in vaccines. And I think it’s funny, because so many anti-vaxxers were like, “I’m never taking vaccines. It’s the principle of the thing!” But then it turns out, there’s one principle that’s even more important, and that’s the principle of not being a broke-ass bitch.”