EXCERPT:
NOAH: "Eggs don’t align with his spirit? That sounds like a really classy way of saying 'Eggs give me diarrhea.' ( Laughter ) Cory Booker is walking out of the bathroom like, 'You might want to give that a minute, I had a spiritual crisis in there.' ( Laughter ) Look, I don’t even understand how this is on the news. I say if Cory Booker wants to be a vegan president, he should go for it. His diet choices are his business. They don’t affect anyone else, or at least that’s what i thought."
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WATTERS: "Good luck running for president trying to take away meat."
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HANNITY: "Are Democrats really trying to take the White House on a platform of banning meat?"
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KENNEDY: "He wants to be the most powerful person in the world, and he wants to impose his meat rationing on the rest of us. When you’re eating a steak and go, 'Nyum, nyum, nyum, that is so delicious,' what does Cory Booker counter that with?"
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HANNITY: "So lock your freezers, save your meat now. You may need it. It will be very valuable, a great investment for years to come."
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( Laughter )
NOAH: "You know, I tell you, I feel so bad for folks who take Fox News seriously. It has to be so much work because they're always telling you, 'The democrats are coming for your sh*t. You have to stockpile a lifetime supply of meat. You’ve got to stockpile guns. You've got to keep your fossil fuels, your Bibles, American flags, Confederate statutes.' There must be one closet in your house that’s just chaos, complete chaos. Fox News is like reverse Marie Kondo. 'Just put everything in your house as long as it sparks rage!' ( Laughter ) So all I'm saying is, Bernie Sanders, welcome to the race. And get ready because you will probably be caught up in some dumb scandal in no time. Although I suspect when people do get upset, Bernie, I probably know what you will say."