EXCERPT:
NOAH: “And you know, it’s really great that Ewan McGregor made a video supporting his co-star, but I think 'Star Wars' needs to come back even harder at the racist, really make them suffer. They should give Princess Leia a new black boyfriend. Yeah! That’s right.
(Cheering and Applause)
It's going to be a dope scene. He's going to come back i, and be like, ‘Yo, Leia, I got the plans for the Death Star, we’re going to [bleep] tonight.’"