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Noah on Trump Bringing Old Light Bulbs Back: If You Want To Look Better, Why Not Try a Normal Haircut?

‘There are much easier ways to look better than rewriting U.S. energy policy’

RUSH EXCERPT:

NOAH: “Yep, that’s right, Trump wants to roll back energy regulations instituted by bush and completed by Obama because he thinks he looks better under old light bulbs. There are much easier way to look better than rewriting U.S. energy policy. Maybe you could try a normal haircut or a suit that fits or just standing next to Stephen Miller, you know. Yeah, maybe he’s born with it, maybe he’s next to Steve, you never know. By the way, new cars are meant to collapse in an accident, right? You should know this because the more impact the carob, so, the less that’s transferred to the passengers or the driver. I don’t know why I’m explaining science to a guy who stares at the sun during an eclipse, this is a waste of time.”

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