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NOAH: “You see? That’s good news. President Trump is supporting bipartisan criminal justice reform. Just in time for his entire administration to be indicted by Robert Mueller. Just in time! He’s up there like, “These criminals deserve a second term— I mean, second chance.” I wonder if when Melania heard about the reduced sentences she was like, does that mean I get out of marriage early now?” “Sorry, baby, you’re in for speaking of getting out, it’s been two years since U.K. Voted in favor of Brexit, which of course is a cross between brunch and exit. And the prime minister has just unveiled her plan on how to do let’s just say it has turned into a bit of a problem.”