RUSH EXCERPT:
NOAH: “It seems that when white people get their hands on brown makeup, they just cannot help themselves. So we need to treat this like the epidemic that it is, which is why today, ladies and gentlemen, I am proposing a buyback program to get blackface off the streets. I also think we need red flag laws — if you hear your white friend talking about buying an afro wig for the school talent show, we Thede to stop it before it happens. And for those people who have a blackface photo who hasn’t come out yet, we need one day of amnesty where you can put it online without getting cancelled. Don’t use this as an excuse to make new blackface photos. I see you white people! Old photos only. Last but not least, we need makeup companies to take responsibility for the products they sell. Clearly these things are dangerous.”