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Noah: You Don’t Spend Months Debating Whether Something Is an Emergency

‘I saw mother’s swimsuit area’

RUSH EXCERPT:

NOAH: “That’s right, people. president trump is finally declaring a national emergency at the border. which is weird because, normally in an emergency, you don’t spend months debating whether or not something is an emergency. ( ghter ) like, it’s normally pretty clear. like, if somebody is breaking into your house you wouldn’t call 911 and be like, “no, no, don’t send somebody right away. give me a few weeks. let me see if i can convince him i’ll let you know.” to leave. ( laughter ) now, a lot of people are saying that this could backfire on republicans, right, because it sets a precedent. the next president can come in and declare a national emergency on anything— climate change or gun violence. and that’s if it’s a democrat. i mean, what if mike pence becomes president? he would probably declare an emergency because he accidentally opened his eyes during sex. ( laughter ) “it’s an emergency. ( laughter ) i saw mother’s swimsuit area.” so we’ll see how this plays out.”

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