EXCERPT:
CHIENG: "Yo, what the [bleep] Is this? So Brazilian Trump gets arrested for trying to do Brazilian Jan. 6, and now I have to pay more for coffee? That is not how it works, Mr. President. If you have a disagreement with a South American government, you don’t impose tariffs. You do things the American way and have the CIA overthrow them. And it’s not just Brazilian coffee we’re going to pay tariffs on. It's Brazilian orange juice, nuts, jiu jitsu moves. And don’t forget Brazilian butt lifts! That's right, with 50% tariffs, there’s going to be a lot of people in America walking around with just one giant ass cheek.”