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Ronny Chieng: ‘You Can Just Get Away with Crimes if You Win the Presidency

‘That sound you just heard is Diddy forming an exploratory committee for 2028’
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CHIENG: "Great. Trump gets off with no punishment. It’s just as the famous quote says, 'The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards... sorry, we ran out of time. He’s president now.' Apparently, you can just get away with your crimes if you win the presidency. And that sound you just heard is Diddy forming an exploratory committee for 2028. I mean, he doesn’t even need any policies. He just hangs out behind other people’s policies going, 'Uh-huh, yeah. Yeah.' So not only does he get off on January 6, Trump also gets off on stolen documents. In fact, not only are they not going to prosecute him, they have to put the documents back where they found them, scattered around his toilet in Mar-a-Lago. Trump gets to be president, he doesn’t have to go to prison, which means he doesn’t have to sneak in a tanning bed up his rectum. And probably the best part for him is having the guy who kicked him out of the White House welcome him back."

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