EXCERPT:
IWATA (as polio virus): “Look, I promise. It’s not going to be like polio was before, you know, with all those canceled pool parties and the iron lungs. They’re so clunky. I’m working with a whole new team for my comeback this time.”
KOSTA: “Your ‘team?’”
IWATA: “Yes. RFK Jr.., the trad wife community, Justin Baldoni’s crisis PR firm.”
KOSTA: “Okay, I think life would be better if you didn’t come back at all.”
IWATA (as polio virus): “Well, I’m sorry you feel that way. Can we just talk about this out over drinks? Maybe we share a toothbrush?”
KOSTA: “Stop trying to infect me, polio!”
IWATA (as polio virus): “This is my purpose, Michael! And you need to get on board because RFK is going to be confirmed, and I’m going to be everywhere: schools, hospitals, plane, bus, club, ’nother club, ’nother club, next place — “
KOSTA: “I get it! I get it!”