EXCERPT:
IWATA: "Yeah, but it’s easier to distract a drunk person. If he’s like, 'I’m mad at France. Let’s go to war with France!' We’ll just say, 'Or let’s go to karaoke!' Half an hour later, we’re in Koreatown singing'Pink Pony Club.' Well, he’s straight, so it’ll be 'Lose Yourself,” but you get it. Eternal peace. Wait, let me explain it to you visually. So, the more drunk someone is, the more peaceful they become. It goes: war in Iraq, 'Who’s Iraq?' 'OMG, I love Iraq so much, let’s adopt a dog!'"