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TDS’ Johnson Pokes Fun at Epstein Emails: ‘There Is No Way that This Dude [Trump] Is Looney Tunes Horny’

‘Also, I’m not saying Trump has a micro-penis’

EXCERPT:

[clip starts]
REPORTER (voice-over): "Epstein suggested reporters, 'Ask my housemate about Donald almost walking through the door, leaving his nose print on the glass as young women were swimming in the pool, and he was so focused, he walked straight into the door.'"
[clip ends]

(Laughter)
JOHNSON: "There is no way this dude is Looney Tunes-level horny. Like, there’s normal-level perv, and then there’s Kool-Aid man-level perv. 'Hey, Donald, you want to see some girls in the pool?' 'Oh, yeah!'
(Laughter)
(Cheering and Applause)
And look, also, I’m not saying Trump has a micro-penis. But it’s weird he got all horned up and his nose hit the glass first."

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