EXCERPT:
KLEPPER: "Okay. So before negotiations even start, America gave up the two things Russia most wants? I mean, how do Hegseth and Trump not know how to negotiate? Between the two of them, they’ve been divorced 97 times. I mean, if your opening move is giving away the house, the car, and the kids, best-case scenario, you are leaving court with half of a golden retriever. No one is going to be happy with that, except for maybe RFK Jr.. But I guess there’s still plenty of stuff to negotiate. For example, which animal will Zelenskyy be fed to once the Russians take over? Probably a lion, but could be a shark. There’s room there. Whichever animal it is, he will probably fall out of a window. “