EXCERPT:
KLEPPER: “I don’t mean to nitpick God, but if God did save Trump from that bullet, he kind of procrastinated till the last second, didn’t he? He could have stopped the gunman at any point during the day, but instead he waited until the bullet was in the air and went 'Sh*t, shit, shit! Oh, that was close! I got to stop looking at my phone all the time!' Alright. Fine, fine. Okay, every culture needs a leader who was chosen by God and has taken multiple wives. I get it, alright?"