EXCERPT:
KOSTA: "But let’s move on, because while the press was attending the roast of Joe Biden, Donald Trump was busy getting our military in shape, so he can finally fulfill our country’s month-old dream of conquering Greenland. And first, we’re going to need to have as many troops as possible."
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REPORTER: "President Trump has signed several executive orders to reshape the military, including directive banning transgender service members."
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KOSTA: "Okay, did I say 'as many troops.' I mean, fewer troops. You know what they say in the army, 'Less is more.' Look, maybe they don’t say that. Look, I don’t have a problem with transgender soldiers. As someone who pees himself anytime he hears a loud noise, I think we should be grateful to anyone who is willing to put their life on the line so I don’t have to.”