EXCERPT:
JOHNSON: “See, that’s your problem right there. You talked it up so much you jinxed it. Now, I want to let him build the ballroom, to see how bad it turns out. I bet it disintegrates at the first cha-cha slide. The lesson here is Trump, you got to wait until after you do something to flex. If you had never made a big deal out of the pool, no one would have noticed. I mean, RFK would still be down there, because that’s yummy to him. But Trump basically shot a buzzer-beating game-winning shot, turned around and threw his hands up in the air to celebrate, and then instead of going in, it missed and killed a baby duckling.”
