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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Kimmel to Trump: ‘Oh, Just Shut Up’ ... ‘You Were on the Ballot, You’re Like Dog Hair, You’re on Everything’
Kimmel to Trump: ‘Oh, Just Shut Up’ ... ‘You Were on the Ballot, You’re Like Dog Hair, You’re on Everything’
‘You’ve infected every nook and cranny of our lives’
Nov 5, 2026 1:40 AM
Kimmel: ‘The Only Ass on Trump’s Mind Tonight Is the One that Just Got Handed to Him’
Kimmel: ‘The Only Ass on Trump’s Mind Tonight Is the One that Just Got Handed to Him’
‘After all the talk about Nicki Minaj’s ass, John Husted’s ass’
Nov 4, 2026 2:08 AM
Kimmel: Trump’s a ‘Terrible President, But as a Comedian, I Have to Respect His Commitment’
Kimmel: Trump’s a ‘Terrible President, But as a Comedian, I Have to Respect His Commitment’
‘I respect his commitment to that bit and to this one too’
Nov 3, 2026 2:52 AM
Kimmel: Trump’s Cognitive Tests Are the Ones ‘They Give to Old People to Make Sure They Can Wipe Themselves’
Kimmel: Trump’s Cognitive Tests Are the Ones ‘They Give to Old People to Make Sure They Can Wipe Themselves’
‘But go on, sir, dazzle us with your perfect cerebellum’
Oct 30, 2026 2:29 AM
Kimmel: Why Is Trump Telling MAGA that They Can’t Afford to Eat at Mar-a-Lago?
Kimmel: Why Is Trump Telling MAGA that They Can’t Afford to Eat at Mar-a-Lago?
‘How is that helping you?’
Oct 29, 2026 2:54 AM
Kimmel: It’s Becoming Increasingly Difficult to Tell if It’s Trump’s ‘Racism or the Dementia Talking’
Kimmel: It’s Becoming Increasingly Difficult to Tell if It’s Trump’s ‘Racism or the Dementia Talking’
‘He knows she’s not running, right?’
Oct 28, 2026 2:28 AM
Jon Stewart: GOP’s Closing Argument Appears to Be ‘I Like Big Butts’ and ‘Why Can’t You Just Be Happy for Big Oil?’
Jon Stewart: GOP’s Closing Argument Appears to Be ‘I Like Big Butts’ and ‘Why Can’t You Just Be Happy for Big Oil?’
‘So, you clearly don’t seem to be able to run on a positive record’
Oct 27, 2026 1:57 AM
Ronny Chieng to Trump: ‘I Wouldn’t Spend So Much Time Renaming Undrinkable Water When the Economy Is Collapsing’
Ronny Chieng to Trump: ‘I Wouldn’t Spend So Much Time Renaming Undrinkable Water When the Economy Is Collapsing’
‘And gas station signs just say, ‘[bleep] you’ right now’
Oct 23, 2026 3:01 AM
Meyers: Trump Values ‘Surface over Substance,’ That’s Why He Talks About Looks
Meyers: Trump Values ‘Surface over Substance,’ That’s Why He Talks About Looks
‘He just knows marketing’
Oct 23, 2026 2:53 AM
Fallon: ‘It’s Nice to See that Trump Can Make Men Just as Uncomfortable as Women’
Fallon: ‘It’s Nice to See that Trump Can Make Men Just as Uncomfortable as Women’
‘Equal opportunist’
Oct 22, 2026 1:58 AM
Fallon Assumes Blue Wave in Midterms: ‘Do You Watch Trump Melt Down on Election Night or Wait Until the Next Morning?’
Fallon Assumes Blue Wave in Midterms: ‘Do You Watch Trump Melt Down on Election Night or Wait Until the Next Morning?’
‘How does your family celebrate the midterms?’
Oct 21, 2026 1:41 AM
Michael Kosta Mocks Trump for Admiring Jon Husted’s A*s: ‘Rub One out and Get Back to Work’
Michael Kosta Mocks Trump for Admiring Jon Husted’s A*s: ‘Rub One out and Get Back to Work’
‘Nothing wrong with being an ass guy’
Oct 21, 2026 1:38 AM
Jon Stewart: The French Burned Down Paris for a War They Didn’t Start, While in America, We’re Not Even Sure Dems Are Taking Back the House
Jon Stewart: The French Burned Down Paris for a War They Didn’t Start, While in America, We’re Not Even Sure Dems Are Taking Back the House
‘I mean, we are so mad about this war, we might vote!’
Oct 20, 2026 12:43 AM
Jon Stewart: Is J.D. Vance ‘Seriously Suggesting that Immigrants Have Brought a Culture of Revolution and Protest to France?’
Jon Stewart: Is J.D. Vance ‘Seriously Suggesting that Immigrants Have Brought a Culture of Revolution and Protest to France?’
‘Have you ever been to the theater?’
Oct 20, 2026 12:36 AM
Kimmel: ‘Statutory’ Is a Word Trump ‘Learned from His Best Friend, Jeffrey Epstein’
Kimmel: ‘Statutory’ Is a Word Trump ‘Learned from His Best Friend, Jeffrey Epstein’
‘Trump has been touring the country’
Oct 16, 2026 3:05 AM
Kimmel Mocks Trump Displaying Mental Prowess: ‘You Aced this Test You Just Made Up’
Kimmel Mocks Trump Displaying Mental Prowess: ‘You Aced this Test You Just Made Up’
‘This is the test you’d give your grandpa after he fell off a step ladder’
Oct 15, 2026 2:07 AM
Kimmel: Katie Zacharia’s ‘Going to Wake up in the Middle of the Night Tonight Eye to Eye with Natalie Harp Clutching a Kitchen Knife’
Kimmel: Katie Zacharia’s ‘Going to Wake up in the Middle of the Night Tonight Eye to Eye with Natalie Harp Clutching a Kitchen Knife’
‘Oops’
Oct 14, 2026 2:55 AM
Kimmel: Trump’s Brain Believes He Should Win the Nobel Peace Prize Seven Months After Starting a War
Kimmel: Trump’s Brain Believes He Should Win the Nobel Peace Prize Seven Months After Starting a War
‘We know you’re sad about this, Donald’
Oct 9, 2026 3:11 AM
Kimmel: How About Trump Finish Any of His Building Projects Before Converting Golf Course into a Camp David for Future Presidents
Kimmel: How About Trump Finish Any of His Building Projects Before Converting Golf Course into a Camp David for Future Presidents
‘We don’t need a presidential retreat modeled after Camp David’
Oct 8, 2026 2:13 AM
Kimmel on Why Trump Hates California: ‘Our Governor Got Farther with His Wife than He Has in Fifteen Years’
Kimmel on Why Trump Hates California: ‘Our Governor Got Farther with His Wife than He Has in Fifteen Years’
‘And she has been California dreaming ever since’
Oct 7, 2026 2:25 AM