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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Kimmel: ‘Now, We Have a President Wishing Death to America’
Kimmel: ‘Now, We Have a President Wishing Death to America’
‘Because we’re liberals, we deserve to be bombed’
Oct 7, 2026 1:11 AM
Jon Stewart on Elon Musk Opening the Possibility of Universal Income Due to A.I.: ‘We Can Capitalism Our Way to Socialism’
Jon Stewart on Elon Musk Opening the Possibility of Universal Income Due to A.I.: ‘We Can Capitalism Our Way to Socialism’
‘Why not just give us the $50 trillion now?’
Oct 6, 2026 12:35 AM
Kimmel: ‘A Pervert Flashing His Nuts on the L-Train Has More People Watching than Trump TV’
Kimmel: ‘A Pervert Flashing His Nuts on the L-Train Has More People Watching than Trump TV’
‘This morning only 91 people were watching Trump TV’
Oct 2, 2026 1:54 AM
John Oliver and Seth Meyers Tell Jimmy Kimmel: ‘We’re Fully Behind You the Way We’re Fully Behind a Bulletproof Vest’
John Oliver and Seth Meyers Tell Jimmy Kimmel: ‘We’re Fully Behind You the Way We’re Fully Behind a Bulletproof Vest’
‘And we always say, as long as you’re on the air, we’re fine’
Oct 2, 2026 1:49 AM
Howard Stern Warns ABC: ‘There’s Going to Be Hell to Pay’ if Kimmel Gets Canceled
Howard Stern Warns ABC: ‘There’s Going to Be Hell to Pay’ if Kimmel Gets Canceled
‘Are you with me?’
Sep 30, 2026 2:10 AM
Kimmel Plays Videos of Trump Attacking Obama over Hosting State Dinner with China: ‘Guess What the Orange Chicken Did over the Weekend’
Kimmel Plays Videos of Trump Attacking Obama over Hosting State Dinner with China: ‘Guess What the Orange Chicken Did over the Weekend’
‘All the famous people not invited to Taylor Swift’s wedding were there’
Sep 29, 2026 1:38 AM
Kimmel: Trump Will Brag About Anything — ‘I Know Gas Is $6 a Gallon, Look at How Beautiful My Helipad Is’
Kimmel: Trump Will Brag About Anything — ‘I Know Gas Is $6 a Gallon, Look at How Beautiful My Helipad Is’
‘And that’s according to Beautiful Helipad magazine’
Sep 25, 2026 2:57 AM
Kimmel Mocks Trump TV’s Viewership: ‘The Only Channel Doing Worse Is the Strait of Hormuz’
Kimmel Mocks Trump TV’s Viewership: ‘The Only Channel Doing Worse Is the Strait of Hormuz’
‘And so far it’s going about as well as everything else with Donald Trump’s name on it’
Sep 24, 2026 3:26 AM
Kimmel Mocks ‘Trump TV:’ ‘The Stream Was ‘Spotty’ and ‘Weak’ Just Like the President’s’
Kimmel Mocks ‘Trump TV:’ ‘The Stream Was ‘Spotty’ and ‘Weak’ Just Like the President’s’
‘The channel launched last night at 7:00 P.M. with around 8,000 total viewers’
Sep 23, 2026 3:20 AM
Jon Stewart Slams Trump: ‘You Could Ban the Press or You Could Be a Better F*ckin’ President’
Jon Stewart Slams Trump: ‘You Could Ban the Press or You Could Be a Better F*ckin’ President’
‘I never thought my car could take $140 worth of gas in such a small tank!’
Sep 21, 2026 11:34 PM
Fallon: Trump’s Teleprompter Said ‘Hold for Booing’ After Saying High Gas Prices Are a ‘Very Inexpensive Price to Pay’ for Iran War
Fallon: Trump’s Teleprompter Said ‘Hold for Booing’ After Saying High Gas Prices Are a ‘Very Inexpensive Price to Pay’ for Iran War
‘Meanwhile, I read that Trump said that he has talked to Iran directly’
Sep 18, 2026 2:34 AM
Kimmel: ‘Kitty and Jose Menendez Did a Better Job of Parenting Their Boys than Trump Has Running This Country’
Kimmel: ‘Kitty and Jose Menendez Did a Better Job of Parenting Their Boys than Trump Has Running This Country’
‘Has anyone ever done a worse job with anything?’
Sep 17, 2026 3:17 AM
Kimmel: You’d Think Trump Would Take A.I. Seriously for the Future of His Children — ‘and Then You Remember His Oldest Son Is Don Jr.’
Kimmel: You’d Think Trump Would Take A.I. Seriously for the Future of His Children — ‘and Then You Remember His Oldest Son Is Don Jr.’
‘The only thing he knows how to use it for is to be Jesus, the Green Lantern, and Hulk Hogan at the same time’
Sep 16, 2026 2:16 AM
Josh Johnson: Trump’s A.I. Knowledge Is Like ‘if the Mayor from ‘Jaws’ Didn’t Know What Sharks Were’
Josh Johnson: Trump’s A.I. Knowledge Is Like ‘if the Mayor from ‘Jaws’ Didn’t Know What Sharks Were’
‘Did this man just compare AI to the radio?’
Sep 16, 2026 1:05 AM
Fallon on Trump Believing a ‘Strong,’ ‘High IQ’ President Can Be the Guardrail for A.I.: ‘Well, I Feel Better’
Fallon on Trump Believing a ‘Strong,’ ‘High IQ’ President Can Be the Guardrail for A.I.: ‘Well, I Feel Better’
‘Today, President Trump dismissed concerns over A.I.’
Sep 15, 2026 3:04 AM
Fallon on Critics Calling Trump’s $5,000 Divided a Bribe: In His Defense, Trump’s ‘Never Going to Pay Us’
Fallon on Critics Calling Trump’s $5,000 Divided a Bribe: In His Defense, Trump’s ‘Never Going to Pay Us’
‘$5,000 for everyone — the only catch is the money must be spent at the Mar-a-Lago gift shop’
Sep 11, 2026 2:24 AM
Kimmel: It’s Easy for Trump to Tell Audience Not to Go to the Bathroom Because He’s ‘the Only One Wearing the Diaper’
Kimmel: It’s Easy for Trump to Tell Audience Not to Go to the Bathroom Because He’s ‘the Only One Wearing the Diaper’
‘Easy for you to say’
Sep 11, 2026 12:28 AM
Fallon Mocks Air Force One Qatari Jet’s Deployment of Emergency Slide: ‘Once Again, Trump Is Causing More Inflation’
Fallon Mocks Air Force One Qatari Jet’s Deployment of Emergency Slide: ‘Once Again, Trump Is Causing More Inflation’
‘Trump’s flight to the midterm convention was halted’
Sep 10, 2026 2:25 AM
Jon Stewart: Natalie Harp Is the Aide in Charge of Giving Trump the Blue Pill
Jon Stewart: Natalie Harp Is the Aide in Charge of Giving Trump the Blue Pill
‘She is the filter to all of the information directly fed into Donald Trump’s psyche’
Sep 9, 2026 12:17 AM
Jelly Roll: ‘I Didn’t Do this for the Check … Jimmy Kimmel Is Cheap as Hell’
Jelly Roll: ‘I Didn’t Do this for the Check … Jimmy Kimmel Is Cheap as Hell’
‘I’m [bleep] rich, y’all’
Aug 28, 2026 3:14 AM