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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Noah to Prof. Karlan: You Don’t Need to Pick on Barron When You Have Don Jr. and Eric to Make Fun Of
Noah to Prof. Karlan: You Don’t Need to Pick on Barron When You Have Don Jr. and Eric to Make Fun Of
‘No, professor, what were you doing?’
Dec 6, 2019 1:30 AM
The Late Show’s Pelosi Song Parody: ‘You Don’t Mess Around with Nancy’
The Late Show’s Pelosi Song Parody: ‘You Don’t Mess Around with Nancy’
‘You better just call her boss’
Dec 6, 2019 12:52 AM
Colbert to Trudeau: Be Nice, Stephen Miller’s Jaw Only Drops When It’s Feeding Time
Colbert to Trudeau: Be Nice, Stephen Miller’s Jaw Only Drops When It’s Feeding Time
‘He unhinges’
Dec 5, 2019 2:56 AM
Fallon: Disrespected in Europe, Trump Left and Went Back To Where He’s Being Impeached
Fallon: Disrespected in Europe, Trump Left and Went Back To Where He’s Being Impeached
‘Trump was so upset by the video’
Dec 5, 2019 1:36 AM
Noah on NATO: It’s Like Trump Had a Sleepover and the Other Kids Turned on Him
Noah on NATO: It’s Like Trump Had a Sleepover and the Other Kids Turned on Him
‘Finding out all the cool kids at school are laughing at you’
Dec 5, 2019 12:31 AM
Meyers on ‘War on Thanksgiving’: Another Insane Conspiracy Theory to Whip up Trump’s Base
Meyers on ‘War on Thanksgiving’: Another Insane Conspiracy Theory to Whip up Trump’s Base
‘One thing we know about Trump is that his brain is basically a toxic waste dump’
Nov 28, 2019 12:57 AM
Fox’s Wallace Has Some Thanksgiving Tips: The Loudest Speaker Should Be Seated Next to the Gnome
Fox’s Wallace Has Some Thanksgiving Tips: The Loudest Speaker Should Be Seated Next to the Gnome
‘I’m used to moderating presidential debates and political roundtables’
Nov 28, 2019 12:02 AM
Bernie Sanders Misses Basketball Shot After Being Asked If He Would Be the Next President
Bernie Sanders Misses Basketball Shot After Being Asked If He Would Be the Next President
‘Don’t dunk it, please’
Nov 27, 2019 12:31 AM
Bernie Sanders ‘Slow Jam’s’ the News in Fallon’s ‘The Tonight Show’
Bernie Sanders ‘Slow Jam’s’ the News in Fallon’s ‘The Tonight Show’
‘We can no longer tolerate three people owning more wealth than the bottom half of America’
Nov 27, 2019 12:05 AM
Robert De Niro Calls Trump ‘Fake President,’ Compares State of America as an Abusive Household
Robert De Niro Calls Trump ‘Fake President,’ Compares State of America as an Abusive Household
‘You don’t know what crazy thing is going to happen next’
Nov 26, 2019 12:55 AM
Colbert on Trump Claiming He Just Opened an Apple Factory: That’s a Promise Made and Kept By Obama Six Years Ago
Colbert on Trump Claiming He Just Opened an Apple Factory: That’s a Promise Made and Kept By Obama Six Years Ago
‘That’s 44’
Nov 22, 2019 1:01 AM
Colbert: The Only Thing You Need To Know Is ‘Trump Said, ‘Do Us a Favor Though’’
Colbert: The Only Thing You Need To Know Is ‘Trump Said, ‘Do Us a Favor Though’’
‘But to help everyone remember, we’ve written this catchy jingle’
Nov 22, 2019 12:00 AM
Colbert Mocks Biden’s Debate Performance: Trump Has Risked Impeachment for Nothing
Colbert Mocks Biden’s Debate Performance: Trump Has Risked Impeachment for Nothing
‘You know somewhere out there Donald Trump is going — ‘
Nov 21, 2019 2:18 AM
Noah on Trump’s Response to Sondland’s Testimony: Like the Crazy Dude in the Neighborhood Yelling at Everyone
Noah on Trump’s Response to Sondland’s Testimony: Like the Crazy Dude in the Neighborhood Yelling at Everyone
‘That was one of the least presidential things I’ve ever seen’
Nov 21, 2019 12:28 AM
Sam Bee: Sondland Left Trump’s Defense in Tatters and Happily Implicated Mulvaney, Pompeo, and Pence
Sam Bee: Sondland Left Trump’s Defense in Tatters and Happily Implicated Mulvaney, Pompeo, and Pence
‘You know what these hearings could use? A guy who pays $1 million for his ambassadorship’
Nov 20, 2019 11:53 PM
Kimmel: GOP Smears Purple Heart Recipient Vindman To Protect a President Who Doesn’t Have a Red One
Kimmel: GOP Smears Purple Heart Recipient Vindman To Protect a President Who Doesn’t Have a Red One
‘This was embarrassing even for them’
Nov 20, 2019 2:45 AM
Colbert: Not a Good Sign for GOP When Their Witness Kurt Volker Said He Was ‘Kept out of the Loop’
Colbert: Not a Good Sign for GOP When Their Witness Kurt Volker Said He Was ‘Kept out of the Loop’
‘Republicans had really high hopes for one of the afternoon witnesses’
Nov 20, 2019 1:44 AM
Colbert’s Late Show on Trump’s Medical Emergency: It Was Due to House GOP Heads Stuck in His ‘Quid Pro Hole’
Colbert’s Late Show on Trump’s Medical Emergency: It Was Due to House GOP Heads Stuck in His ‘Quid Pro Hole’
‘And, as we speak, we are sending in a team of specialists to try to locate Lindsey Graham’
Nov 19, 2019 12:10 AM
‘Daily Show’ Mocks GOP’s Ukraine Defense: Latest ‘Steaming Pile of Dog Sh#t’ Excuses from the ‘Trump Club’
‘Daily Show’ Mocks GOP’s Ukraine Defense: Latest ‘Steaming Pile of Dog Sh#t’ Excuses from the ‘Trump Club’
‘Trump Club is a new subscription service that sends you the latest defenses for the president’s behavior’
Nov 18, 2019 11:42 PM
Noah to Fox News: You Know Saying Trump’s Impeachment Is Unsexy Is Going to Piss Him off, Right?
Noah to Fox News: You Know Saying Trump’s Impeachment Is Unsexy Is Going to Piss Him off, Right?
‘You’re saying Trump’s impeachment is boring and unsexy?’
Nov 15, 2019 12:28 AM