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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Colbert to Trump: You Don’t Have White Hair Because You Don’t Have Human Hair
Colbert to Trump: You Don’t Have White Hair Because You Don’t Have Human Hair
‘What are you talking about?’
Mar 5, 2019 2:22 AM
Noah Mocks Trump’s Only Black Friend: I Wonder How Many Times She’s Had to Bail Trump Out
Noah Mocks Trump’s Only Black Friend: I Wonder How Many Times She’s Had to Bail Trump Out
‘Quick, Lynn, I need you to come down to the golf club’
Feb 28, 2019 12:56 AM
Noah on Returning ISIS Brides: You Can’t Just Join ISIS and Come Back Like Nothing Happened
Noah on Returning ISIS Brides: You Can’t Just Join ISIS and Come Back Like Nothing Happened
‘I’ll be honest, the case these women are making for forgiveness isn’t exactly tugging at my heart strings’
Feb 27, 2019 1:01 AM
Noah on People Brushing Aside Sex Crimes: This Act Has Become ‘Presidential’
Noah on People Brushing Aside Sex Crimes: This Act Has Become ‘Presidential’
‘That seems a long time ago’
Feb 26, 2019 1:00 AM
Noah Mocks Trump: Spike Lee’s Film Should’ve Been Called ‘Black-Very-Fine-People-on-Both-Sides’
Noah Mocks Trump: Spike Lee’s Film Should’ve Been Called ‘Black-Very-Fine-People-on-Both-Sides’
‘That’s right, President Trump called Spike Lee, racist’
Feb 26, 2019 12:47 AM
Noah: It’s ‘Progress’ To Hate Jussie Smollett Because He’s an Assh*le Instead of Being Black or Gay
Noah: It’s ‘Progress’ To Hate Jussie Smollett Because He’s an Assh*le Instead of Being Black or Gay
‘But there is a silver lining — ‘
Feb 22, 2019 1:27 AM
Meyers Defends Green New Deal: ‘No One Is Outlawing Cows’
Meyers Defends Green New Deal: ‘No One Is Outlawing Cows’
‘You know what we call that? Fake moos’
Feb 21, 2019 3:30 AM
Noah on Opioid Crisis: The Sackler Family Should Be as Notorious as Pablo Escobar
Noah on Opioid Crisis: The Sackler Family Should Be as Notorious as Pablo Escobar
‘They have also gotten so many Americans hooked on drugs’
Feb 21, 2019 1:16 AM
Noah on ‘Scandals’ Hurled at Dem Nominees: I Feel So Bad for People Who Take Fox News Seriously
Noah on ‘Scandals’ Hurled at Dem Nominees: I Feel So Bad for People Who Take Fox News Seriously
‘Bernie Sanders, welcome to the race and get ready because you will probably be caught up in some dumb scandal in no time’
Feb 20, 2019 1:12 AM
Colbert: The True Emergency Is in Trump’s Head
Colbert: The True Emergency Is in Trump’s Head
‘And told us all about it on Friday, in the Rose Garden, during a strange and incoherent appearance’
Feb 19, 2019 2:42 AM
Noah: Who Are the Homophobic, Racist, MAGA Supporters Who Also Watch ‘Empire?’
Noah: Who Are the Homophobic, Racist, MAGA Supporters Who Also Watch ‘Empire?’
‘It’s like a member of the Klan buying tickets to Fiddler on the Roof’
Feb 19, 2019 1:21 AM
Noah: You Don’t Spend Months Debating Whether Something Is an Emergency
Noah: You Don’t Spend Months Debating Whether Something Is an Emergency
‘I saw mother’s swimsuit area’
Feb 15, 2019 12:52 AM
Noah to Howard Schultz’s Response on Addressing Racism: It’s Always White People Who Say ‘I Don’t See Color’
Noah to Howard Schultz’s Response on Addressing Racism: It’s Always White People Who Say ‘I Don’t See Color’
‘You have to see it, especially if you want to be president’
Feb 14, 2019 12:43 AM
Noah: Trump Should Love Dogs, They Can Pee on Your Bed for Free
Noah: Trump Should Love Dogs, They Can Pee on Your Bed for Free
‘He managed to turn white people against dogs’
Feb 13, 2019 1:13 AM
Noah: In Trump’s Chant World, There’s Progress in Building the Wall
Noah: In Trump’s Chant World, There’s Progress in Building the Wall
‘They built a lot of it? Wait? What?’
Feb 13, 2019 1:09 AM
Noah: Let’s Keep Northam Because ‘White Guilt’ Is Useful My Friends
Noah: Let’s Keep Northam Because ‘White Guilt’ Is Useful My Friends
‘That’s right, in Virginia a lot more black people than white people believe Governor Northam should keep his job’
Feb 12, 2019 12:27 AM
Colbert to Trump Saying Obama Didn’t Get Any Investigations: Have You Been Huffing the Aqua Net?
Colbert to Trump Saying Obama Didn’t Get Any Investigations: Have You Been Huffing the Aqua Net?
‘The only thing they didn’t subpoena is his taxes’
Feb 8, 2019 3:22 AM
Noah: Companies Need to Pay Black People Every Time They Do Racist Sh*t
Noah: Companies Need to Pay Black People Every Time They Do Racist Sh*t
‘You know how they will really learn?’
Feb 8, 2019 1:13 AM
Noah Mocks Warren’s Claim of Native American Ancestry in the State Bar: Did Anybody Want to Be White in the 80s?
Noah Mocks Warren’s Claim of Native American Ancestry in the State Bar: Did Anybody Want to Be White in the 80s?
‘And how many times is Warren going to keep getting busted for this?’
Feb 7, 2019 1:37 AM
Sam Bee: Trump Definitely Tried to Go Dutch on an Abortion
Sam Bee: Trump Definitely Tried to Go Dutch on an Abortion
‘Oh, my God. This should not be your thing’
Feb 7, 2019 12:54 AM