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Joseph Diaz

Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

Kimmel: Musk Is ‘Trump’s ‘Kramer’ Bursting Through the Door,’ ‘Zuckerberg’s ‘Dignity’ Is Flushed Down Trump’s Golden Toilet
Kimmel: Musk Is ‘Trump’s ‘Kramer’ Bursting Through the Door,’ ‘Zuckerberg’s ‘Dignity’ Is Flushed Down Trump’s Golden Toilet
‘They say Elon walks in and just joins any meeting’
Jan 8, 2025 3:31 AM
Stewart Mocks Conservatives Tying New Orleans and Las Vegas Attacks to Illegal Immigration: ‘No Time for Thoughts and Prayers’
Stewart Mocks Conservatives Tying New Orleans and Las Vegas Attacks to Illegal Immigration: ‘No Time for Thoughts and Prayers’
‘Of course, the judgment that the networks came to was, of course, rushed to’
Jan 7, 2025 2:17 AM
Colbert: ‘The Founders Must Be Spinning in Their Graves with Joy’ Because ‘We, the People, Obey Rich Boy’
Colbert: ‘The Founders Must Be Spinning in Their Graves with Joy’ Because ‘We, the People, Obey Rich Boy’
‘Rich boy makes the big square truck car!’
Dec 20, 2024 2:20 AM
Colbert Calls ABC News ‘Stupid’ for Paying $15 Million Settlement to Trump
Colbert Calls ABC News ‘Stupid’ for Paying $15 Million Settlement to Trump
‘This is the question my friends’
Dec 19, 2024 2:01 AM
Colbert Poses as Biden Advising Trudeau on Declining Popularity: ‘Pardon Your Son and Get the Hell Out of There’
Colbert Poses as Biden Advising Trudeau on Declining Popularity: ‘Pardon Your Son and Get the Hell Out of There’
‘Then buy a couple drones and fly ’em around the airport’
Dec 18, 2024 2:33 AM
Colbert on NJ Politician Wanting Local Enforcement to Shoot Drones: ‘Santa, I Hope You Have a Kevlar Sleigh’
Colbert on NJ Politician Wanting Local Enforcement to Shoot Drones: ‘Santa, I Hope You Have a Kevlar Sleigh’
‘And don’t forget to take the battery out of Rudolph’s nose!’
Dec 17, 2024 2:25 AM
TDS’ Kosta: TIME Just Made Kamala Harris Lose to Donald Trump Again by Including Her in List of ‘Person of the Year’
TDS’ Kosta: TIME Just Made Kamala Harris Lose to Donald Trump Again by Including Her in List of ‘Person of the Year’
‘Kamala, we just entered you at a golf tournament at Mar-a-Lago’
Dec 13, 2024 12:58 AM
TDS’ Kosta: Pete Hegseth’s ‘Only Qualification’ to Be Secy. Of Defense Is Turning out to Be Quitting Drinking
TDS’ Kosta: Pete Hegseth’s ‘Only Qualification’ to Be Secy. Of Defense Is Turning out to Be Quitting Drinking
‘But hey, maybe this nomination isn’t the worst way to get someone off the sauce’
Dec 12, 2024 1:50 AM
Michael Kosta: If You Hate Insurance Companies, Real Change Is Voting for Politicians Who Will Pass Universal Health Care
Michael Kosta: If You Hate Insurance Companies, Real Change Is Voting for Politicians Who Will Pass Universal Health Care
‘But shooting a real human being in the back is not heroic’
Dec 11, 2024 2:01 AM
Stewart: Fmr. Al-Qaeda in Charge of Syria Who’s Transformed into Deepak Chopra ‘Gives Me Hope’ for Trump ... ‘or Not’
Stewart: Fmr. Al-Qaeda in Charge of Syria Who’s Transformed into Deepak Chopra ‘Gives Me Hope’ for Trump ... ‘or Not’
‘As our country goes through its hopefully peaceful transfer of power to hopefully a more humbled and more mature leader as well’
Dec 10, 2024 2:01 AM
Kimmel: You Wouldn’t Hire Someone Who Paid a Woman to Be Quiet About a Rape to Walk Your Dog
Kimmel: You Wouldn’t Hire Someone Who Paid a Woman to Be Quiet About a Rape to Walk Your Dog
‘It’s all very frustrating’
Dec 6, 2024 3:00 AM
Ronny Chieng on Hegseth’s Qualification: It’s Like Saying ‘This Cat Can’t Be Pilot, He Has a Drinking Problem’
Ronny Chieng on Hegseth’s Qualification: It’s Like Saying ‘This Cat Can’t Be Pilot, He Has a Drinking Problem’
‘He’s a TV host who ran two veterans organizations into the ground’
Dec 5, 2024 1:13 AM
TDS’ Iwata: ‘Easier to Distract’ a ‘Drunk’ Pete Hegseth from Waging New Wars
TDS’ Iwata: ‘Easier to Distract’ a ‘Drunk’ Pete Hegseth from Waging New Wars
‘Or let’s go to karaoke!’
Dec 4, 2024 1:18 AM
Jon Stewart on 11-Year Coverage of Hunter’s Pardon: ‘Make Sure this Upcoming New Year’s Eve Is Also Covered’
Jon Stewart on 11-Year Coverage of Hunter’s Pardon: ‘Make Sure this Upcoming New Year’s Eve Is Also Covered’
‘Shit’s going to get crazy’
Dec 3, 2024 1:21 AM
Fallon Covers His Face, Tells Seinfeld ‘Be Careful’ While Telling Ambulance Joke — ‘You Know It’s One Person’
Fallon Covers His Face, Tells Seinfeld ‘Be Careful’ While Telling Ambulance Joke — ‘You Know It’s One Person’
‘Your born, you live, you die’
Nov 29, 2024 1:26 AM
Meyers on Trump Nominating Dr. Bhattacharya to Lead NIH: ‘Congratulations to the Bird Flu’
Meyers on Trump Nominating Dr. Bhattacharya to Lead NIH: ‘Congratulations to the Bird Flu’
‘President-Elect Trump yesterday announced that he has nominated leading Covid lockdown critic... ‘
Nov 28, 2024 2:27 AM
Kimmel: ‘Some Say’ That Tariffs Is the ‘Dumbest Thing’ Trump Has Come up with Since Don Jr.
Kimmel: ‘Some Say’ That Tariffs Is the ‘Dumbest Thing’ Trump Has Come up with Since Don Jr.
‘Now, if you want to purchase a tie from the Donald J. Trump collection, better get it immediately or it’s going to cost an extra 10%’
Nov 27, 2024 1:42 AM
Kimmel: ‘Let’s Hope Matt’s [Gaetz] Cameo Goes Better than His Venmo Did’
Kimmel: ‘Let’s Hope Matt’s [Gaetz] Cameo Goes Better than His Venmo Did’
‘Now he’s sitting around in his boxers making videos like this — ‘
Nov 26, 2024 2:23 AM
TDS’ Lydic: For Mike Johnson, ‘the National Mandate Is to Make it Harder for One Woman to Poop’
TDS’ Lydic: For Mike Johnson, ‘the National Mandate Is to Make it Harder for One Woman to Poop’
‘Forget about the economy’
Nov 22, 2024 12:36 AM
Colbert on Biden’s Birthday: We Got You a Cake But Nancy Insisted You Sacrifice it for the Good of Democracy
Colbert on Biden’s Birthday: We Got You a Cake But Nancy Insisted You Sacrifice it for the Good of Democracy
‘Today was a very big one for a very special boy down in Washington D.C.’
Nov 21, 2024 1:52 AM
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