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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Stewart on Deporting American Citizens: ‘I Think the Hosts of ‘The View’ Are About to Get ‘Administratively Errored’
Stewart on Deporting American Citizens: ‘I Think the Hosts of ‘The View’ Are About to Get ‘Administratively Errored’
‘I did not think he would get this authoritarian, this fast’
Apr 15, 2025 3:02 AM
TDS’ Lydic: ‘Is It Too Much to Ask for a President Who Is Not Hitler?’
TDS’ Lydic: ‘Is It Too Much to Ask for a President Who Is Not Hitler?’
‘Would you go up to Hitler and be like, ‘Why are you painting? You’ve got work to do!’’
Apr 11, 2025 3:40 AM
TDS’ Lydic: ‘I’m Starting to Think that ‘The Art of the Deal’ Is Art in the Way that Jackson Pollock Is Art’
TDS’ Lydic: ‘I’m Starting to Think that ‘The Art of the Deal’ Is Art in the Way that Jackson Pollock Is Art’
‘I have to pretend it’s genius and it’s going to cost millions of dollars’
Apr 10, 2025 2:07 AM
Colbert Mocks How Zimbabwe Became the First Country Caving to Tariffs: With GDP ‘Almost as Big’ as Poughkeepsie, NY
Colbert Mocks How Zimbabwe Became the First Country Caving to Tariffs: With GDP ‘Almost as Big’ as Poughkeepsie, NY
‘But guess what, buttercup, they’re working!’
Apr 9, 2025 2:16 AM
Jon Stewart: Trump’s ‘Economic Policy Has the Same Tagline as Season Three of ‘Squid Game’’
Jon Stewart: Trump’s ‘Economic Policy Has the Same Tagline as Season Three of ‘Squid Game’’
‘What are you doing?’
Apr 8, 2025 2:48 AM
Colbert: ‘Worst Day for Stock Market Since Covid, This Time, He’s [Trump] the Disease’
Colbert: ‘Worst Day for Stock Market Since Covid, This Time, He’s [Trump] the Disease’
‘Has anyone thought about injecting our money with bleach?’
Apr 4, 2025 3:02 AM
TDS’ Kosta on Media Constantly Asking if Cory Booker Had Peed: No One Cared About the Substance of His Speech
TDS’ Kosta on Media Constantly Asking if Cory Booker Had Peed: No One Cared About the Substance of His Speech
‘This is why our country is in the shape that it’s in’
Apr 3, 2025 3:20 AM
Charlamagne Tha God on ‘Hot Wheels’ Comment: ‘When They Go Low, Jasmine Slashes the Tires on Their Wheelchairs’
Charlamagne Tha God on ‘Hot Wheels’ Comment: ‘When They Go Low, Jasmine Slashes the Tires on Their Wheelchairs’
‘Conservatives were big fake mad’
Apr 2, 2025 1:37 AM
Charlamagne Tha Good: Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer Need to Be Primaried and Thrown out of Office
Charlamagne Tha Good: Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer Need to Be Primaried and Thrown out of Office
‘Schumer is not the man with a plan to fight Trump’
Apr 2, 2025 1:13 AM
TDS’ Klepper: Trump Admin. ‘Can’t Let’ Tesla Stock Tank Because He’s the ‘Republican Party Sugar Daddy’
TDS’ Klepper: Trump Admin. ‘Can’t Let’ Tesla Stock Tank Because He’s the ‘Republican Party Sugar Daddy’
‘Maybe getting things right isn’t this administration’s top priority’
Mar 21, 2025 3:32 AM
TDS’ Klepper to Elon Musk: ‘People Might Get a Little Upset if You Stopped Their Medical Trial Halfway Through Them’
TDS’ Klepper to Elon Musk: ‘People Might Get a Little Upset if You Stopped Their Medical Trial Halfway Through Them’
‘I don’t think people are mad at you because of the Teslas, Elon’
Mar 20, 2025 2:53 AM
Klepper on Trump Admin. Ignoring Judge’s Order: ‘Not the First Time’ Trump ‘Defended Himself’ Saying ‘Oral Doesn’t Count’
Klepper on Trump Admin. Ignoring Judge’s Order: ‘Not the First Time’ Trump ‘Defended Himself’ Saying ‘Oral Doesn’t Count’
‘It didn’t count? Is that how rulings work?’
Mar 19, 2025 3:04 AM
Lewis Black on Lack of Air Traffic Controllers: Listen, America ... We Can’t All Be TikTok Influencers
Lewis Black on Lack of Air Traffic Controllers: Listen, America ... We Can’t All Be TikTok Influencers
‘How is this possible? There are 300 million people in this country’
Mar 19, 2025 3:02 AM
Stewart on Trump Declaring CNN, MSNBC ‘Illegal’: I’m Not Against Everything He Does
Stewart on Trump Declaring CNN, MSNBC ‘Illegal’: I’m Not Against Everything He Does
‘It is Trump’s world and we are just cowering in it’
Mar 18, 2025 1:27 AM
Colbert on Tesla Cars Getting Wheels Stolen: ‘I Do Not Condone This But I Do Appreciate Your Tireless Efforts’
Colbert on Tesla Cars Getting Wheels Stolen: ‘I Do Not Condone This But I Do Appreciate Your Tireless Efforts’
‘I find it interesting that there’s a growing trend of cybertrucks being vandalized and used as skate ramps or covered in garbage’
Mar 14, 2025 4:06 AM
Kimmel on Rosie O’Donnell Question at Oval Office: If ‘Stupid Questions’ Are Allowed to Be Asked, I Would Like to Be Invited at the W.H.
Kimmel on Rosie O’Donnell Question at Oval Office: If ‘Stupid Questions’ Are Allowed to Be Asked, I Would Like to Be Invited at the W.H.
‘Mr. President, when you’re on the toilet, do you ever look down and cry?’
Mar 13, 2025 4:15 AM
Colbert: Elon Musk’s Tesla Stock Downturn Is a Phenomenon Called ‘Everybody F[bleep] Hates that Guy’
Colbert: Elon Musk’s Tesla Stock Downturn Is a Phenomenon Called ‘Everybody F[bleep] Hates that Guy’
‘Tesla stock has plummeted 50% since December’
Mar 12, 2025 3:18 AM
Kimmel: Everyone’s Complaining About the Price of Eggs But They’re Selling $20 Strawberries
Kimmel: Everyone’s Complaining About the Price of Eggs But They’re Selling $20 Strawberries
‘We live in a very weird time’
Mar 12, 2025 1:04 AM
Kimmel on Dissolving Dept. Of Education: ‘Your Kids Aren’t Going to Be Able to Spell Mississippi Anymore’
Kimmel on Dissolving Dept. Of Education: ‘Your Kids Aren’t Going to Be Able to Spell Mississippi Anymore’
‘Another genius tactical move’
Mar 7, 2025 4:35 AM
TDS’ Kosta Fact Checks Trump’s Claim on Fraud in Social Security with a Video of His Dog, Walter
TDS’ Kosta Fact Checks Trump’s Claim on Fraud in Social Security with a Video of His Dog, Walter
‘I can’t believe it because it’s not true’
Mar 6, 2025 1:52 AM