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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Colbert: Michelle Obama Has the ‘Incurable Case of Integrity’ That’s Why She Won’t Be Attending Trump’s Inauguration
Colbert: Michelle Obama Has the ‘Incurable Case of Integrity’ That’s Why She Won’t Be Attending Trump’s Inauguration
‘There’s going to be one person notably absent on Monday’
Jan 16, 2025 2:12 AM
Klepper: Hegseth Talks About Meritocracy if Even His ‘Only Qualification Is that Trump Liked Watching Him Sit on a Couch on Saturday Mornings’
Klepper: Hegseth Talks About Meritocracy if Even His ‘Only Qualification Is that Trump Liked Watching Him Sit on a Couch on Saturday Mornings’
‘A military cannot function unless it’s staffed by a system based on pure merit’
Jan 15, 2025 1:40 AM
Stewart: Trump Displays ‘Casual Cruelty,’ ‘D*ck-Foolery’ with California Burning Meme
Stewart: Trump Displays ‘Casual Cruelty,’ ‘D*ck-Foolery’ with California Burning Meme
‘Surely, you won’t be content with trolling those in dire need’
Jan 14, 2025 1:37 AM
TDS’ Lydic: Trump Is Blaming L.A. Fires to Smelt Because He Couldn’t Pronounce Climate Change
TDS’ Lydic: Trump Is Blaming L.A. Fires to Smelt Because He Couldn’t Pronounce Climate Change
‘But in Trump’s defense, words are hard’
Jan 10, 2025 1:24 AM
TDS’ Lydic Mocks Right-Wing Media: ‘Can You Imagine How Exhausting it Is to Treat Every One of Trump’s Ideas Like It’s a Work of Art?’
TDS’ Lydic Mocks Right-Wing Media: ‘Can You Imagine How Exhausting it Is to Treat Every One of Trump’s Ideas Like It’s a Work of Art?’
‘I know she’s trying to be supportive, but you can tell even Ainsley thinks this is a bad idea, and this is a lady excited to marry Sean Hannity’
Jan 9, 2025 2:24 AM
Kimmel: Musk Is ‘Trump’s ‘Kramer’ Bursting Through the Door,’ ‘Zuckerberg’s ‘Dignity’ Is Flushed Down Trump’s Golden Toilet
Kimmel: Musk Is ‘Trump’s ‘Kramer’ Bursting Through the Door,’ ‘Zuckerberg’s ‘Dignity’ Is Flushed Down Trump’s Golden Toilet
‘They say Elon walks in and just joins any meeting’
Jan 8, 2025 3:31 AM
Stewart Mocks Conservatives Tying New Orleans and Las Vegas Attacks to Illegal Immigration: ‘No Time for Thoughts and Prayers’
Stewart Mocks Conservatives Tying New Orleans and Las Vegas Attacks to Illegal Immigration: ‘No Time for Thoughts and Prayers’
‘Of course, the judgment that the networks came to was, of course, rushed to’
Jan 7, 2025 2:17 AM
Colbert: ‘The Founders Must Be Spinning in Their Graves with Joy’ Because ‘We, the People, Obey Rich Boy’
Colbert: ‘The Founders Must Be Spinning in Their Graves with Joy’ Because ‘We, the People, Obey Rich Boy’
‘Rich boy makes the big square truck car!’
Dec 20, 2024 2:20 AM
Colbert Calls ABC News ‘Stupid’ for Paying $15 Million Settlement to Trump
Colbert Calls ABC News ‘Stupid’ for Paying $15 Million Settlement to Trump
‘This is the question my friends’
Dec 19, 2024 2:01 AM
Colbert Poses as Biden Advising Trudeau on Declining Popularity: ‘Pardon Your Son and Get the Hell Out of There’
Colbert Poses as Biden Advising Trudeau on Declining Popularity: ‘Pardon Your Son and Get the Hell Out of There’
‘Then buy a couple drones and fly ’em around the airport’
Dec 18, 2024 2:33 AM
Colbert on NJ Politician Wanting Local Enforcement to Shoot Drones: ‘Santa, I Hope You Have a Kevlar Sleigh’
Colbert on NJ Politician Wanting Local Enforcement to Shoot Drones: ‘Santa, I Hope You Have a Kevlar Sleigh’
‘And don’t forget to take the battery out of Rudolph’s nose!’
Dec 17, 2024 2:25 AM
TDS’ Kosta: TIME Just Made Kamala Harris Lose to Donald Trump Again by Including Her in List of ‘Person of the Year’
TDS’ Kosta: TIME Just Made Kamala Harris Lose to Donald Trump Again by Including Her in List of ‘Person of the Year’
‘Kamala, we just entered you at a golf tournament at Mar-a-Lago’
Dec 13, 2024 12:58 AM
TDS’ Kosta: Pete Hegseth’s ‘Only Qualification’ to Be Secy. Of Defense Is Turning out to Be Quitting Drinking
TDS’ Kosta: Pete Hegseth’s ‘Only Qualification’ to Be Secy. Of Defense Is Turning out to Be Quitting Drinking
‘But hey, maybe this nomination isn’t the worst way to get someone off the sauce’
Dec 12, 2024 1:50 AM
Michael Kosta: If You Hate Insurance Companies, Real Change Is Voting for Politicians Who Will Pass Universal Health Care
Michael Kosta: If You Hate Insurance Companies, Real Change Is Voting for Politicians Who Will Pass Universal Health Care
‘But shooting a real human being in the back is not heroic’
Dec 11, 2024 2:01 AM
Stewart: Fmr. Al-Qaeda in Charge of Syria Who’s Transformed into Deepak Chopra ‘Gives Me Hope’ for Trump ... ‘or Not’
Stewart: Fmr. Al-Qaeda in Charge of Syria Who’s Transformed into Deepak Chopra ‘Gives Me Hope’ for Trump ... ‘or Not’
‘As our country goes through its hopefully peaceful transfer of power to hopefully a more humbled and more mature leader as well’
Dec 10, 2024 2:01 AM
Kimmel: You Wouldn’t Hire Someone Who Paid a Woman to Be Quiet About a Rape to Walk Your Dog
Kimmel: You Wouldn’t Hire Someone Who Paid a Woman to Be Quiet About a Rape to Walk Your Dog
‘It’s all very frustrating’
Dec 6, 2024 3:00 AM
Ronny Chieng on Hegseth’s Qualification: It’s Like Saying ‘This Cat Can’t Be Pilot, He Has a Drinking Problem’
Ronny Chieng on Hegseth’s Qualification: It’s Like Saying ‘This Cat Can’t Be Pilot, He Has a Drinking Problem’
‘He’s a TV host who ran two veterans organizations into the ground’
Dec 5, 2024 1:13 AM
TDS’ Iwata: ‘Easier to Distract’ a ‘Drunk’ Pete Hegseth from Waging New Wars
TDS’ Iwata: ‘Easier to Distract’ a ‘Drunk’ Pete Hegseth from Waging New Wars
‘Or let’s go to karaoke!’
Dec 4, 2024 1:18 AM
Jon Stewart on 11-Year Coverage of Hunter’s Pardon: ‘Make Sure this Upcoming New Year’s Eve Is Also Covered’
Jon Stewart on 11-Year Coverage of Hunter’s Pardon: ‘Make Sure this Upcoming New Year’s Eve Is Also Covered’
‘Shit’s going to get crazy’
Dec 3, 2024 1:21 AM
Fallon Covers His Face, Tells Seinfeld ‘Be Careful’ While Telling Ambulance Joke — ‘You Know It’s One Person’
Fallon Covers His Face, Tells Seinfeld ‘Be Careful’ While Telling Ambulance Joke — ‘You Know It’s One Person’
‘Your born, you live, you die’
Nov 29, 2024 1:26 AM