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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Colbert: Trump Could Be ‘Accepting His Nomination Through a Plexiglass’
Colbert: Trump Could Be ‘Accepting His Nomination Through a Plexiglass’
‘Now, as fascinating as today was, it also gives me this uneasy feeling’
Apr 5, 2023 1:28 AM
Roy Wood Jr.: The NYPD Might Not Beat MAGA Protesters, They Might ‘Recognize Each Other’ from Jan. 6th
Roy Wood Jr.: The NYPD Might Not Beat MAGA Protesters, They Might ‘Recognize Each Other’ from Jan. 6th
‘Don’t clap for the police going to January 6th’
Apr 4, 2023 12:43 AM
Leguizamo: ‘Lady Justice Grabbed Trump by the P*ssy’
Leguizamo: ‘Lady Justice Grabbed Trump by the P*ssy’
‘I just hope they take it easy on him and put him at least in a cell with his lawyer’
Mar 31, 2023 1:09 AM
Colbert Mocks Wisconsin School Banning a Dolly Parton Song: ‘These People Weren’t Hugged Enough as Children’
Colbert Mocks Wisconsin School Banning a Dolly Parton Song: ‘These People Weren’t Hugged Enough as Children’
‘Let’s hear these dangerous lyrics’
Mar 30, 2023 1:58 AM
Leguizamo Slams Tenn. Rep.: ‘Get the F*** out of the Way,’ If You Don’t Have Any Ideas How to Keep Our Children Safe
Leguizamo Slams Tenn. Rep.: ‘Get the F*** out of the Way,’ If You Don’t Have Any Ideas How to Keep Our Children Safe
‘And go work at a Pinkberry or some shit’
Mar 29, 2023 1:30 AM
John Leguizamo: Florida Parents Seem More Backward than People in the 1500s with Books Depicting Statue of David Complaint
John Leguizamo: Florida Parents Seem More Backward than People in the 1500s with Books Depicting Statue of David Complaint
‘It is Michelangelo for crying out loud’
Mar 28, 2023 12:55 AM
Kimmel Mocks TikTok Probe: If the Chinese Found out How to Make Spaghetti on a Countertop, They’d Be Unstoppable
Kimmel Mocks TikTok Probe: If the Chinese Found out How to Make Spaghetti on a Countertop, They’d Be Unstoppable
‘And the president of China watches every second of this’
Mar 24, 2023 2:22 AM
Kimmel: So Far, the Only Real Consequences Trump Has Faced in His Whole Life Are Eric and Don Jr.
Kimmel: So Far, the Only Real Consequences Trump Has Faced in His Whole Life Are Eric and Don Jr.
‘That was in January 2021’
Mar 23, 2023 1:55 AM
The Daily Show: We’re Going to Keep Driving Ford Expeditions and Burning Fossil Fuels Until the Ocean Swallows Us Whole
The Daily Show: We’re Going to Keep Driving Ford Expeditions and Burning Fossil Fuels Until the Ocean Swallows Us Whole
‘If only satire had the power to change the future for the better’
Mar 22, 2023 12:57 AM
Al Franken to Graham: I Think DeSantis Is ‘Going to Make it a Real Contest’ Against Trump
Al Franken to Graham: I Think DeSantis Is ‘Going to Make it a Real Contest’ Against Trump
‘We’ve got a deep bench on our side’
Mar 21, 2023 1:28 AM
Kal Penn Suggests ‘Universal Income’ For a Future Where A.I. Will Be Killing Jobs
Kal Penn Suggests ‘Universal Income’ For a Future Where A.I. Will Be Killing Jobs
‘The big picture here is that A.I. is going to do so many things so well that at some point... ‘
Mar 16, 2023 12:34 AM
Kal Penn on Biden Approving Major Oil Drilling in Alaska: ‘This Guy F*** Up’
Kal Penn on Biden Approving Major Oil Drilling in Alaska: ‘This Guy F*** Up’
‘When you’re that age, that’s the only kind of drilling you can do’
Mar 15, 2023 12:54 AM
Colbert on Silicon Valley Bank Collapse: It’s 2008 All over Again, Baby, Flip Phones Are Back and Hillary’s Got the Nomination Locked Up
Colbert on Silicon Valley Bank Collapse: It’s 2008 All over Again, Baby, Flip Phones Are Back and Hillary’s Got the Nomination Locked Up
‘This is the second-largest bank failure in U.S. history’
Mar 14, 2023 4:06 AM
Marlon Wayans on Anti-Gay Republican Commenting on Gay Thirst Traps and Saying He Isn’t Stopping: ‘I Don’t Like to Stop While I’m Jerkin’ Either’
Marlon Wayans on Anti-Gay Republican Commenting on Gay Thirst Traps and Saying He Isn’t Stopping: ‘I Don’t Like to Stop While I’m Jerkin’ Either’
‘You know he probably called his grandson to teach him how to use Instagram’
Mar 10, 2023 12:34 AM
Marlon Wayans: Tucker’s ‘Makeup Sex’ with Trump ‘Is Going to Be So Much Hotter’
Marlon Wayans: Tucker’s ‘Makeup Sex’ with Trump ‘Is Going to Be So Much Hotter’
‘That’s fighting words! White on white crime, let’s go!’
Mar 9, 2023 12:07 AM
Colbert to Viewers: I Make a Good Living Reminding You That You’re Not Insane
Colbert to Viewers: I Make a Good Living Reminding You That You’re Not Insane
‘Now, you’d think that once the people gaslighting you have been revealed to be liars... ‘
Mar 8, 2023 12:34 AM
Marlon Wayans: Tucker’s Jan. 6th Report Is Like Trying to Show Footage of 9/11 Planes Taking Off
Marlon Wayans: Tucker’s Jan. 6th Report Is Like Trying to Show Footage of 9/11 Planes Taking Off
‘Sightseeing, my black ass’
Mar 7, 2023 11:44 PM
Gutfeld: Fauci Disclaiming Lab Leak Is Like a Restaurant Writing Its Own Yelp Review After Poisoning Customers
Gutfeld: Fauci Disclaiming Lab Leak Is Like a Restaurant Writing Its Own Yelp Review After Poisoning Customers
‘Nice try, even the bat said ‘What a load of guano’’
Mar 7, 2023 2:23 AM
Colbert Mocks Fox News Segment to Hype DeSantis Which Got People Who Are For Trump: ‘Rupert’s Going to Take My Thumbs’
Colbert Mocks Fox News Segment to Hype DeSantis Which Got People Who Are For Trump: ‘Rupert’s Going to Take My Thumbs’
‘Have you guys not heard there’s a soft ban?’
Mar 3, 2023 1:33 AM
Colbert on Biden Telling a Story Where His Nurse ‘Did Things She Didn’t Learn in Nursing School:’ ‘Is It over Yet?
Colbert on Biden Telling a Story Where His Nurse ‘Did Things She Didn’t Learn in Nursing School:’ ‘Is It over Yet?
‘I can’t look, but I also can’t look away’
Mar 2, 2023 12:22 AM