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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Noah: Biden May Be the Only One Left Willing To See Where Gov. Cuomo’s Investigation Leads
Noah: Biden May Be the Only One Left Willing To See Where Gov. Cuomo’s Investigation Leads
‘It’s getting so bad that he’s going to have to bring back his Powerpoint slides just to track his harassment claims’
Mar 16, 2021 12:42 AM
Colbert on Trump Releasing Statement About Thanking Him for Vaccines: Can We Ban Trump From Paper?
Colbert on Trump Releasing Statement About Thanking Him for Vaccines: Can We Ban Trump From Paper?
‘How did we even find out about this statement?’
Mar 12, 2021 1:11 AM
Colbert on Lack of GOP Outrage Against Biden Compared to Obama: Maybe the Royal Family Knows Why
Colbert on Lack of GOP Outrage Against Biden Compared to Obama: Maybe the Royal Family Knows Why
‘Turns out, spending a year calling someone senile and sleepy doesn’t make them a good boogeyman’
Mar 11, 2021 1:25 AM
Colbert on $1,400 Stimulus Checks: A Lot of MAGA Supporters Are About To Accept the Election Results
Colbert on $1,400 Stimulus Checks: A Lot of MAGA Supporters Are About To Accept the Election Results
‘Who’s sleepy now, beeeotch?’
Mar 10, 2021 1:44 AM
Colbert on Meghan Markle Not Googling Prince Harry: You Could’ve Known that It Was Going To Be a Rough Gig
Colbert on Meghan Markle Not Googling Prince Harry: You Could’ve Known that It Was Going To Be a Rough Gig
‘Also, while you are googling, you may want to try the combo, Andrew, island, and Epstein’
Mar 9, 2021 1:15 AM
Noah: Ron Johnson Just Pulled A Symbolic Effort That Says It’s OK that You Can Eat Tomorrow
Noah: Ron Johnson Just Pulled A Symbolic Effort That Says It’s OK that You Can Eat Tomorrow
‘Ron Johnson, delaying desperately needed aid’
Mar 5, 2021 12:16 AM
Noah: Opponents of Minimum Wage Think Everyone Who Needs It Are 16-Year-Olds Saving up for a Bag of Weed
Noah: Opponents of Minimum Wage Think Everyone Who Needs It Are 16-Year-Olds Saving up for a Bag of Weed
‘But the truth is, half of the people who’d benefit from a minimum-wage increase are between the ages of 25 and 54’
Mar 4, 2021 12:35 AM
Noah: The Dr. Seuss Books Should Just Update the Racist Imagery By Placing It in a Tucker Carlson Thought Bubble
Noah: The Dr. Seuss Books Should Just Update the Racist Imagery By Placing It in a Tucker Carlson Thought Bubble
‘Maybe instead of getting rid of the books completely, they can just update the imagery’
Mar 3, 2021 12:57 AM
Colbert on Jon Batiste’s Golden Globe Win: He Could Work Anywhere Except at the Hollywood Foreign Press
Colbert on Jon Batiste’s Golden Globe Win: He Could Work Anywhere Except at the Hollywood Foreign Press
‘I’m so grateful to be able to work with him every day’
Mar 2, 2021 1:04 AM
Colbert: A Moron Is Sending Capitol Hill Riot Evidence to Your Ex Who You Just Called a Moron
Colbert: A Moron Is Sending Capitol Hill Riot Evidence to Your Ex Who You Just Called a Moron
‘Evidently, Michetti’s ex didn’t take too kindly to being called a moron’
Feb 26, 2021 1:16 AM
Noah: Mike Pence Doesn’t Know the Line From Being a Friend To Being a Door Mat
Noah: Mike Pence Doesn’t Know the Line From Being a Friend To Being a Door Mat
‘Man, that shows how committed Mike Pence is to his principles’
Feb 25, 2021 12:39 AM
Colbert: Gov. Cuomo Opens up Movie Theaters So People Would Stop Talking About the Nursing Homes
Colbert: Gov. Cuomo Opens up Movie Theaters So People Would Stop Talking About the Nursing Homes
‘I was a meme! Remember?’
Feb 24, 2021 12:54 AM
Kimmel: Why Settle To Be the Planet’s Biggest Hypocrite When You Can Be a World-Class Liar Too?
Kimmel: Why Settle To Be the Planet’s Biggest Hypocrite When You Can Be a World-Class Liar Too?
‘While his fellow Texans are freezing with the power out... ‘
Feb 19, 2021 1:07 AM
Noah: Conservatives Blame Texas Energy Crisis on AOC and the Green New Deal Which Hasn’t Even Started Yet
Noah: Conservatives Blame Texas Energy Crisis on AOC and the Green New Deal Which Hasn’t Even Started Yet
‘Rick Perry could have broken his arm as a kid and blamed it on AOC’
Feb 18, 2021 1:45 AM
Noah to Gov. Cuomo: Manipulating Covid Numbers Is the ‘Trumpiest’ Thing You Can Do
Noah to Gov. Cuomo: Manipulating Covid Numbers Is the ‘Trumpiest’ Thing You Can Do
‘That is the whole point of data’
Feb 16, 2021 12:55 AM
Colbert: Next Year, I’ll Be Playing Impeachment Clips Again When Trump Supporters Sack Disney World
Colbert: Next Year, I’ll Be Playing Impeachment Clips Again When Trump Supporters Sack Disney World
‘Now, I take no pleasure from playing that old clip’
Feb 12, 2021 12:58 AM
Adam Schiff: The People Who Believe in Crazy, Bat-Sh*t Conspiracy Theories Are Members of Congress Now
Adam Schiff: The People Who Believe in Crazy, Bat-Sh*t Conspiracy Theories Are Members of Congress Now
‘This points to another huge problem’
Feb 12, 2021 12:29 AM
Noah on Trump’s Legal Team: If Trump Thinks You’re Rambling, You Know You’ve F**ked Up
Noah on Trump’s Legal Team: If Trump Thinks You’re Rambling, You Know You’ve F**ked Up
‘Trump is a dude who’ll spend four hours at a rally ranking his favorite department store’
Feb 11, 2021 12:38 AM
Noah: Trump’s Lawyer Could Trim His Pubes for Hours in Front of the GOP Senators, He’d Still Not Get Impeached
Noah: Trump’s Lawyer Could Trim His Pubes for Hours in Front of the GOP Senators, He’d Still Not Get Impeached
‘It doesn’t actually matter what this guy says’
Feb 10, 2021 1:03 AM
Noah Mocks Conservative Media’s Attacks on Biden: Tomorrow, We’ll Find out if He Left the Toilet Seat Up
Noah Mocks Conservative Media’s Attacks on Biden: Tomorrow, We’ll Find out if He Left the Toilet Seat Up
‘And when he does, we will be here to tell you all about it’
Feb 9, 2021 12:55 AM